Pitch Decks

Two teams of paratroopers, A and B, are dropped deep into enemy territory with four Bazooka Vespas. However, Team A and Team B are separated during the drop, and when they land, they realize a terrible mistake has been made: Team A has two gun Vespas, and Team B has two ammo Vespas. Now, the two teams must rendezvous, with Team A bluffing their way through enemy territory with only their ammo-less bazookas and sidearms to protect them, and Team B MacGyvering ways to use their bazooka-less shells. Finally, the two teams unite, and the four paratroopers fend off an enemy onslaught in a bonanza of Bazooka Vespa action.

The setting is a Bronze Age world of small, independent villages built around the temples of their patron gods. These gods are physical beings that sign treaties with human communities, offering to use their reality-warping powers to answer prayers in exchange for worship.

A wandering assassin is hired to kill a target in an unfamiliar village. They succeed, but they’re captured and confronted by the village’s princess, who tells them that they killed its patron god. Now, the village is preparing for war: its leaders plan to conquer another village and claim its patron for themselves as a replacement for their dead god. The princess offers the assassin amnesty if they fight for her village of GOD REPLACERS.

Scientists at Gotham City’s tertiary educational institutions and research organizations struggle to secure funding. Luckily, the city has a parallel funding structure for mad scientists, created by and for supervillains. When Saw arrives in Gotham, he applies for funding for his next sociology project from the mad scientists' organization and receives a generous research grant. He hires assistants, and together, they get to work crafting an appropriately rigorous research paper for publication.